For the unfathomably low price of $3, one band member of your choosing will draw a fruit of their choosing on high quality printer paper and send it right to your very own home (or if you want we can hand it to you irl with this new-fangled technology called our hands). You can also pay us in person if you want to.

You may be thinking "wow 3 dollars is a lot of money for a drawing of a fruit". Let us list the reasons why that is a ridiculous thought.

1. This isn't just any drawing of a piece of fruit. This will be a piece of art to be marvelled at by generations to come. Adam and Eve will envy the perfection of our fruits.

2. Each drawing will be signed by each member of the band, because we are rich and famous they are worth a lot of money. Who knows, maybe you'll get lucky and get one signed by a surprise special guest like my mum or summat

3. If you beg nicely, we might even do a vegetable. Yeah.

Ladies and Gentlemen, this is a once in a lifetime opportunity. Get 'em while they're hot.